Teardrops On My Dildo

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! This is 2 hours of comedy that will have your jaw aching, your core tightened and your pants wet!

★★★★★ ‘Teardrops on My Dildo by Vanessa Larry Mitchell is hands down the funniest thing we’ve ever seen’ – Fringefeed

★★★★★ ‘….the delivery is flawless and the laughs are constant and side-splitting.’ – Kids in Adelaide (Parenting Magazine)

WINNER: ‘Best Stand-Up’ – Newcastle Fringe 2026
WINNER: ‘Best Comedy’ – Newcastle Fringe 2022

Australian Club Entertainment (ACE) Award Nominee 2026